Dear Andy

My husband does not read this blog, but if he did the letter would see the very informative letter I have wrote for him so early in the morning:


Dear Andy,

For the past few days you have got up for work at 3 am. I did not mind the 2 alarms going off to make sure you wake up on time, but last night when you hit the snooze on both of them and make then go off again only pissed me off and made me wide awake for the day.

I normally would have made your lunch the night before, and perhaps I should have rather than going to bed out of tiredness because by the sounds of the kitchen and all of the banging that was going on it must be quite a project.

Perhaps when you are getting up so early as well, you could shower before bed to ensure that the pounding of water on the shower floor will not echo through the ever-so-quiet house in the wee hours of the darkness. Leaving the tap running through the duration of your morning shave is annoying, and a waste of our metered water.

Another suggestion might be to lay out your appropriate clothes the night before. If you look at the chair in the bedroom, you will see that I have done so for myself. The slamming of the armoir doors has the same percussion of a huge drum set. The jingle of your work belt does not add to the sound quality either.

I do apologize for the bitch letter, however when you bring the crying baby into our bed just before the alarms go off, and all of this going on makes it tough to put him back to sleep after he is sitting up in bed... squinting at the ray of light coming from the bathroom doorway you are standing by while ramming the toothbrush down your throat to make that gagging sound that I love so dearly and makes him curious to what is going on.

Other than that, I just want to say have a great day at work. Glad you like your new job as well!

Love,

Jen XO