As you know, I do a post each and every time the OL's come to town. Primarily just to blow off some steam because they drive me effing insane (slight understatement). I shutter at the very thought of them coming for a visit and they are here again. *sigh* ... they were just here two short months ago.
I am not going to go into any sort of a detailed bitch list, but however I will leave you with this to get the idea:
Go to your quiet place.
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Now imagine the MIL sitting across the table from you eating corn on the cob (veg choice that was picked by my husband for dinner). She only wears her top teeth.
Nuff said.
F'n laughing ny ass off. The outlaw visit is so very painful. So sorry. Glad you at least had fun plans this weekend to avoid them. Hope the end of the visit is soon.
ReplyDeleteDid you have E over for dinner too? It could have been a soggy corn flying frenzy!
ReplyDeleteHOLy efffin Funny but I feel the rage, I have witnessed such disaster with my own eyes, I sympathize with you. I visioned her eating the corn with only top dentures and brazeeerr
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