All Paid Up

Today I went to renew the registration on my vehicle. As well I had to renew my driver's license and pay a speeding ticket. The girl at the front counter assisting me asked me for my postal code. I gave it to her and she said it did not match the one that Canada Post had suggested to her, so I called Andy to make sure I had it correct (which I did).
While shelling out a big heap of clams to pay for all of these changes and tickets Andy snips at me, "Make sure you change the papers on the travel trailer and pay that speeding ticket with your own money. I would have done the registration on the trailer before but I wasn't going to pay for YOUR speeding ticket."

I replied, "Don't worry about it, I was going to use my own mony anyway."

As she is changing the address on the travel trailer the clerk says to me, "Uh-oh. Looks like HE has a ticket on here... what should we do?"

Oh really?!?! So I whip out my cell phone with smirk on my face and a nasty arch in my brow, and dial Andy's phone. He cheerfully asks me if I had any money left after paying my bills. I replied, "YES, but would you prefer for me to use MY MONEY or yours to pay your ticket?!?"

I pulled the phone away from my ear because he was laughing so loudly, and says " HAHAHA-- you weren't supposed to find out about that!" Seat belt ticket.

Hmmmm... well I did, I used my money to pay his fine and I'll save it for ammo on another day.